Some things belong in a bathroom. These have other plans.
Royally Misplaced is a 2027 funny wall calendar that takes golden toilets far beyond their usual surroundings. Each month reveals a different design in an unexpected setting, combining elaborate luxury, dramatic scenery and a thoroughly impractical approach to plumbing.
TWELVE UNEXPECTED DESTINATIONS
Travel from the blue ice of a glacier to a lavish bedroom, then out to the red landscapes of Mars. Discover a golden toilet among jungle greenery, beneath the ocean, in desert dunes and beside an infinity pool.
The journey continues through a vineyard, a grand library, Gothic castle ruins, a city rooftop and a welcoming winter cabin. Every month introduces a different scene, with varied compositions and toilet designs ranging from ornate vintage shapes to sleek contemporary forms.
Reflective gold surfaces, atmospheric lighting and carefully composed surroundings give these imagined digital artworks their photorealistic appearance. The absurdity is in the placement: each scene treats its unlikely centerpiece with complete seriousness.
A PRACTICAL CALENDAR WITH AN IMPRACTICAL THEME
Each page places the monthly artwork above a separate calendar grid, giving you a clear view of the month while keeping the image as the focal point.
A light ivory background with subtle gold accents ties the collection together. Display it in a home office, hallway or guest bathroom for an unexpected detail that changes throughout the year.
FOR PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE THE RIDICULOUS
This novelty calendar makes a playful gift for someone who enjoys surreal art, unusual interiors or bathroom humor. Choose it for a birthday, a housewarming or a white elephant gift exchange—or keep the year’s most extravagant bathroom tour for yourself.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Calendar year: 2027
• Coverage: January through December
• 12 individually designed monthly pages plus a cover
• Different golden toilet artwork every month
• Horizontal artwork with a separate monthly calendar grid below
• Silver-color metal wire binding
• Paper weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Small size: 8.26″ × 11.69″ (A4)
• Large size: 11″ × 17″
• Base calendar product sourced from the USA
• Printed and made on demand
• Physical calendar shipped to you; no digital download
ABOUT THE ARTWORK AND PRINT
The artwork in this product was created with the assistance of AI-based creative tools and refined as part of the final calendar design.
The scenes depict fictional settings and objects in a photorealistic style.
Gold tones and metallic reflections are part of the printed images. No metallic gold foil or metallic printing finish is used.
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings and the printing process.
Choose your size and make room for twelve months of spectacularly misplaced luxury.
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